You start experimenting with the sitar. You try using a blues slide on it, it sucks. You learn to play dueling banjos on it but it sucks. Finally you install a stratocaster pick up and play with with distortion and wah pedals and it rocks! You are a genius now! You take over the entire world with your music. You bring seven years of peace to the world and implant the people with commerce chips they must use to buy anything.
You Win Win Win!
The End